We did Benidorm like idiots the first time. Here’s the version that doesn’t ruin your knees.
First attempt was heroic in our heads. Early alarm. Everyone hyped. Flip flops because obviously it’s a water park so what could go wrong. By lunchtime my knees felt about fifteen years older, the kid had stopped responding to his name, and I was angry at a concrete path that had done absolutely nothing wrong. […]










