What Happens If You Get Sick or Injured on a Water Park Holiday in Spain? (Asking for a Friend Who Broke His Toe on a Flamingo Float)
Right, so imagine this. You’re in Spain. The sun’s doing its thing — aggressive but sexy. Your kids are halfway through their third Calippo. Someone’s screaming joyfully from the kamikaze slide and your partner’s got that face on, the one that means “I’m about to do something foolish for TikTok.” You’re thinking: today’s a good […]