So You Don’t Want to Leave in a Cast? Water Park Safety in Spain (From a Family Who Knows)
I once saw a man launch himself off the Kamikaze slide at Aquopolis like a leathery human missile, arms flailing, sunglasses flying, screaming “¡Olé!” as if that might somehow improve his landing. He limped away with a dignity-stripped toe injury and a bruised ego, but it could’ve been worse. I’ve got three kids and a […]










